Character animation is fluid and the lighting, textures, and world are all solid, and typical of what Unreal technology has offered us in the past. Fancy Pants Parent Killer Sorcerer Guy Voldemort in an attempt to retrieve the sorcerer's stone he so evily swiped.īuilt off the Unreal Tournament engine, the game comes across very well detailed nd portrays that classic distinct glossy UT look, all castles and color. It's, of course, understandable he'd want to leave this place, because you figure casting magic, riding a flying broom, going on adventures, and going coed with a bunch of witches sure beats the heck out of the wretched existence of scrubbing uncle's butt with your hair brush.īased off the first book in the series of the same name, as well as the upcoming movie, Harry Potter: The Sorcerer's Stone puts pits you, as Harry, with the help of your pals Ron and Hermoine against the evil Mr. Not to be confused with your back and buttocks rash, Hogwarts in Harry Potter land is one of the top schools for young witches and wizards (how many witch and wizard training schools can England have?) seems Harry inherited some of that magical charm from his folks. I guess eleven years of sleeping in a closet at the foot of the stairs and tirelessly working for the family has finally gotten to young Potter, as he jumps at the owl delivered invitation to attend Hogwarts. Consisting of a child slave-driving aunt and uncle that would make even Kathy Lee bow her head in defeat, and spoiled bully of a son Dudley, the Drudleys accomplished all manner of uncoolness against our friend Harry. Harry, parents still being dead and all, goes to live with his abusive extended family in the form of the Dursleys. For those who don't know, Harry-boy was the product of two magical parents unfortunately slain by the evil sorcerer Voldemort. "His hair color is tanbark not auburn, idiot!" Don't jump on me if I don't get the facts right, Potter's shoe size isn't exactly the top of my to-do list. Unfamiliar with Harry Potter? No worries mate, I got you covered, just don't tear at my scrotum with pointy things if I don't accurately assess the bloke's shoe size, in other words meticulous when it comes to facts, I am not.
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